Not very heroic

Oh where do I begin? Mariah Carey was introduced by her husband Nick Cannon who was, strangely enough, the DJ of the Neighborhood Inaugural Ball. Was this Nick's first job since Wild 'N Out? Anyway, from the first note, you knew this performance wasn't going to be the version of Hero that we know and love. I think she may have added a few new words to the song too.

She was also on the verge of busting out of her skin-tight black dress. Well at least this will put the pregnancy rumors to rest!