Joaquin the rapper?

This is just too, too weird. Joaquin Phoenix made his big debut at Vegas club LAVO this past weekend. When he said that he was retiring from acting to pursue his music career, I thought he meant more along the lines of rock or country music. I definitely didn't peg him for the next 50 Cent. Yikes!

Something fishy is definitely going on with him. I really hope that it's not a drug problem after what happened to his brother River. Get well, Joaquin!