Saturday, January 17, 2009

Why Mariah?


Dear Mariah,

You can really sing. I would love to be able to reach octaves only audible by dogs the way you can. However, I think you should consider getting a stylist.

Why do you dress in clothing that is several sizes too small? Why do you wear shiny, cropped bomber jackets? Why do you always show your midriff, cleavage AND wear a mini skirt? Just wondering...

Your friend,
Erin

1 comment:

  1. P.S. What made you decide to marry Nick Cannon? He looks like he could be your kid. Inquiring minds want to know.

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